Hadouken!

Today a strange thought came to mind. I have a friend who says that if someone can concieve some idea, it must be true somewhere. Under that notion theres a high possibility that what I am about to describe must have happened or happens somewhere at some time.

While fantasizing about rough sex with...my girlfriend... yes, my grilfriend( I don't know if she reads this shit!) I thought about hair pulling. Which I coupled in my mind with a gruff strong "get over here!" á la Scorpion. That gave way(oddly enough) to a firmly falcettoed "Toasty!" And suddenly Hadouken!

Now what if, and humor me here, there were a guy out there who got off on shouting video game battle cries and attack summons? What of the poor females he encountered? I can't imagine myself as a female getting my hair pulled to a robust "SONIC BOOM!" But at the same time, it doesn't seem like such a far fetched idea. There's already a bunch of little geeklings out there who dress up as fantasy characters (see wikipedia: cosplay) with some dressing up as characters from video games. They will shout out attack summons and try(rather bumblingly, I might add) to mimic these.

We also know of people whose kink is rather violent sex. Not so much the run of the mill sadomasochism or BDSM, but more like manhandling the female partner, males requesting to be smacked around by their lady. And to a more extreme extent, donkeypunching.

So why would it be so far fetched to think that somone would combine the two? A swift punch to the neck and bellowing out a "Shoooryuken!"? I'm gonna start producing movies like that. I'm gonna make a killing with the cosplayer hentai freaks.

-Sigo siendo rico, sigo siendo suave