NPH motherfucker. Better reckognize!

So you know how sometimes when you go to a place and the people are all like: "Hey! I know you. Arent you that guy that played Doogie Howser?"

Man, that annoys me.

It's like... I don't even look like him. Seriously.

No no. The man responsible for achieving our suspension of disbelief in teenaged doctors is none other than a man. Wait, that was redundant.

It was a gay man. A gay man portraying a straight (or so we are presume) teenager.

That man... was Niel Patrick Harris.

NPH was born of humble beginnings. His parents of course were simple farm folk. They grew veggies and raised animals.

One day however, the young man was blessed by Thor, the norse god of thunder himself, with an otherworldly acting talent. It was then that he was all like, "I gotta put this to the test."

And so, he donned the white coat and became Doogie. I mean seriously, what kind of a name is Doogie? It's like doggie with a typo. And what is that short for? Dooglas? Doogbert?

Anyway...

The Ph in NPH stands for Pussy Handler. That is all you kneed to knoe. Fuck you. we should spell it like that anyway.

Witting boy!

So after two years of not being here-ness I have finally returned. As I mentioned in my previous post, I was off keeping the world safe for you weird little monkeys. Incredibly enough, I found that I was keeping the world safe from you weird little monkeys. Alas, stationed once more behind my keyboard and mouse, I shall set forth with my snarky wit. Oh, you shall know the wit. The wit will let you know whats going down.... with... the wit.. thing.


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Fart.


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so hey...

Just stopping by to let you know that you can expect new posts soon. I would like to apologize to my readership (all five of you) for my extended absence. There had been a situation, my assistance was needed. I'm not really at liberty to discuss, but monkeys were involved and armageddon has been averted. (you're WEL-COME, you ingrates) But that's really all I can say. Anywho, I'll be posting later tonight.