Today I had one of the most surreal experiences of my life. My girlfriend lives in a peckerwood, whistlestop, one horse town. Little did I know, I would actually come face to face with the horse! I'm driving home from the middle of nowhere(Jesus H, I really hate that town), and just walking down the middle of the road is this big white horse.
I decided to name him Leonard. Man if I hadn't been in a hurry to get the fuck outta Dodge... The magical times Leonard and I could have had. I would have woven him a little mask, so he wouldn't be recognized and I would have a matching one! We would be known as "El diablo negro y Rocinante". Aw man, and we'd go around solving mysteries! Like who stole the sack of feed from Don Alvarez' barn. And I'd be all like "this looks like a tough one, Leonard". Then he'd whinny at me and I'd go "...I mean, Rocinante (wink wink)". And it would be so kickass cause then we would go through a spiritual journey and afterward Leonard would feed offa the souls of the wicked!
That would be so boss! Yeah, thats right! I said "boss". You know why I can and you can't? Because I have fuckin' Leonard a.k.a. Rocinante a.k.a. Evil Soul Eater on my side. Wait. I don't. I kept driving.
Shit! Shitfuck! Why did I keep on driving?! I could be all super heroey right now! Arrrg! Fuckin' Leonard with the not stppping me so we can fulfill our destiny together!
I didn't mean to blame you, Leonard. Come back to me!! I'm sorry... I... I love you.
I'm hungry. I wish we had a White Castle where I live.
-Sigo siendo rico, sigo siendo suave
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