Holy Shit! That's a frickin horse!

Today I had one of the most surreal experiences of my life. My girlfriend lives in a peckerwood, whistlestop, one horse town. Little did I know, I would actually come face to face with the horse! I'm driving home from the middle of nowhere(Jesus H, I really hate that town), and just walking down the middle of the road is this big white horse.

I decided to name him Leonard. Man if I hadn't been in a hurry to get the fuck outta Dodge... The magical times Leonard and I could have had. I would have woven him a little mask, so he wouldn't be recognized and I would have a matching one! We would be known as "El diablo negro y Rocinante". Aw man, and we'd go around solving mysteries! Like who stole the sack of feed from Don Alvarez' barn. And I'd be all like "this looks like a tough one, Leonard". Then he'd whinny at me and I'd go "...I mean, Rocinante (wink wink)". And it would be so kickass cause then we would go through a spiritual journey and afterward Leonard would feed offa the souls of the wicked!

That would be so boss! Yeah, thats right! I said "boss". You know why I can and you can't? Because I have fuckin' Leonard a.k.a. Rocinante a.k.a. Evil Soul Eater on my side. Wait. I don't. I kept driving.


Shit! Shitfuck! Why did I keep on driving?! I could be all super heroey right now! Arrrg! Fuckin' Leonard with the not stppping me so we can fulfill our destiny together!

I didn't mean to blame you, Leonard. Come back to me!! I'm sorry... I... I love you.


I'm hungry. I wish we had a White Castle where I live.

-Sigo siendo rico, sigo siendo suave

Back with a vengance!

So, I linked my friend Diana to my blog and she wouldn't leave me alone about starting it up again.

Why is it that every time I'm in a good mood, it implies murder, theft or alcohol? Shame on you for your false accusations. Shaaaaaaaaame. But it be true. For such a hate filled person like me to be in a good mood. Well it just upsets the cosmic balance. But I can't help it. It's all because of that one song. You know how one song can make you just feel happy? Well that song for me is Metamorfosis, by Café Tacvba (link). Man I listened to it like three times straight on my way to work. I be in a good mood. Nonetheless I'm hanging up on every other customer here. Old habits.

In other news, I'm working with a Dutchman. Hehe. The Dutch are funny. They make singular words plural and plural words singular. Hehe.

Aside from that there isn't much to report. I like calzone. It is tasty. I dislike Gaspacho. Cold tomato soup? C'mon!

I read an online comic strip called Least I could do. You should check that out (link) I share the writers love for Cadbury eggs and Red bull. I'm a heart attack waiting to happen.

Seeing as Im truly not the creative genius I try to portray myself as, hit me up with subject matter. I just might write about what you suggested and give you credit. (or not give you credit. whatever) So drop me a line at bassmatrix@gmail.com with suggestions.

-Sigo siendo rico, sigo siendo suave.