8 Things about me

• I am awesome. This is indisputable. I do awesome things. Say awesome things and am generally awesome. You should know this first and foremost. Once you internalize this fact, things will go much more smoothly between us.

• I am incredibly funny. If you do not find me amusing and funny there is something wrong with you. See your physician. My wit is timeless. I kept my babysitters in stitches and then they would try and sleep with me. Too bad they were mostly family members.

• Sexiness thy name is Julio. Not much more to it.

• I am addicted to Red Bull and Cadbury eggs. Thanks to this webcomic (and in part to my willingness to succumb to product placement) I now have a dependancy on Red Bull mostly. I go through a not very pretty Cadbury egg withdrawl when they go out of season.

• Scrubs is one of the best shows on tv, period. If you disagree, there is a very strong possibility that you may in fact be clinically retarded. Don't feel bad. You won't be ostracized by your peers too much.

• Homophobia is stupid. The way I see it, the more guys that like it in the butt, the more women left in the world for me. Besides, I have no idea how to look good. Gay guys help with that. Or not. They may be making me look incredibly foolish. There's more than one way to screw someone.

• There is but one thing I fear. My girlfriend. The best thing you can do with your life in order to live long enough to not want to live anymore is to know your limitations. If you ever commit to a serious relationship, learn this and learn it quickly: She is right and you are wrong. Always. Any deviation from this rule of thumb will evolve into an argument that will get really old, really quick like.

• I am awesome. It bears repeating.

-Sigo siendo rico, sigo siendo suave